You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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