Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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