I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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