Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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