Porn is love you can see.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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