ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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