Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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