Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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