I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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