His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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