I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Naked Twister starts at high noon
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
whose parrot is this?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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