it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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