At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
