hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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