Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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