We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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