IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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