told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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