Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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