They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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