someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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