It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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