im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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