About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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