thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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