awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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