I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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