i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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