pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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