what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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