Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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