"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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