Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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