She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Are my feet made of real feet?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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