people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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