Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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