Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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