You smell like stripper and shame
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's shark week go big or go home
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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