i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize