I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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