pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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