Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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