I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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