I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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