you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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