please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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