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(248): View more from Michigan

I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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(904): View more from Florida

I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."

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(253): View more from Washington

I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off

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(618): View more from Illinois

Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.

(270): View more from Kentucky

No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

(618): View more from Illinois

Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.

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(713): View more from Texas

I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.

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(406): View more from Montana

Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.

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