There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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