erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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