you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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