Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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